The Painful Sex Diet

Yup! Latest diet fad. Sew a patch of netted material to your tongue that makes it painful to eat solid food, and lose weight! Wouldn’t it be more effective to just sew your lips together? Amazing what people will do…and spend! It cost $2,000, it’s called the Miracle Patch, and 60 patients have already experienced it. No surprise…Dr. Chugay,(www.drchugay.com/weight-loss-tongue-patch-surgery.html) the inventor, is from California.
Give us a break! For $2,000 you can get a personal trainer for 2 years and enjoy using your tongue!