Tuesday, October 4, 2011

you cant train the dead

Fitness in Boca Raton has just improved now that the Facility for personal training is open to everyone. Everyone, that is, still breathing. That’s correct. You must still be “alive” to train at the Facility for personal training in Boca Raton. Dead people don’t do well with personal training. Trainers actually don’t enjoy propping up dead people on the machines because they keep falling over and clutter up the Facility for personal training located in Boca Raton, Florida. Rigor Mortis really makes bench pressing and lat pull downs challenging to the trainers at the Facility for personal training. So to all those who are seeking fitness in Boca Raton; if you have already passed on, it’s too late to train at the Facility for personal training. We are sorry we cannot accommodate you at this time! For everyone else fitness levels, age, genetic predispositions, nor gender will prevent immediate 30 days or less results . So if you are seeking fitness and are still a “living person” in Boca Raton come to the Facility and give us one work out and you will be hooked.

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